Headlines and Punchlines

Here are some real headlines found online, and then some punchlines I thought of while waiting in line.

"Rats Seen Scurrying at KFC/Taco Bell" - Seems like anyone can get a job at a fast food restaurant these days.

"Thongs, Fishnets Called Harmful to Young Girls"- One young girl was split in half when a bully gave her an atomic wedgie.

"Line Between Overeating, Binge Disorder is a Thin One" - It's called the buffet line, and it's not all that thin.

"Police Probe Prostitute, Serial Killer's Link" - I just don't think the word probe should be used when talking about a prostitute.

"White House Disputes Iraq as 'Worst Mistake' " - Yeah, they've still got one more whole year.

"Twelve Steps to Curing E-mail Addiction" - Here's a story you should forward to all your friends.

"More Evidence For Water On Mars" - It won't be long before we have Mars bottled water.